Kimmi@SuperStar

Should I be Proud?

2008-07-07T11:22:00.002+08:00

Am i proud to be a Malaysian?

I love the country but I'm certainly not patriotic. Does this make sense?

We have no freedom in media, as long as you write bad about the government, they might charge you under ISA ( Internet Security Act). Things get improved a little bit after opposition party has denied the 2/3 majority of the government party in parliament. Some government leaders said they will repent, they want to improve. However, they are still behaving like a kid, still do not know what are the true reasons they lost so many seats in the previous election no matter how they played cheats during voting periods.

As long as you are someone on Top, you could shop with citizen's taxes, erase or create evidence, bribe or threaten people, take bribes, or may be even kill. In short, misuse of power. Almost all the citizens already lost the confidence with our government and yet they are not making effort to make the situation better. Foreign criticism is true, they are telling the facts, however, non of them will ever admit the mistakes. Moreover, they still have the guts to ask foreign critics to shut up. Gosh, they are deaf too!!

Many Malaysians are working overseas at the moment but non of them want to come back to Malaysia even though their family is here? All of us know the reasons but the leaders. Or may be they just don't care. Malaysia will not be a developed country by year 2020 if we do not have the talents to bring up the country.

If all you have in mind is only power and money but have no heart for people, don't ever be a politician because you will be a leader that will be hated by people and will not be respected.

The chinese, their houses have no windows

2008-03-25T16:07:00.002+08:00

This article below is one of the forwarded email in my mailbox:
I looked out the window.And I saw.
Thousands and thousands of Malays in the Bersih Rally. They werefighting their own kind for a cause they believed in. And they riskbeing ostracized by their Muslim brothers. And they risk much.
I looked out the window.And I saw.
Thousands and thousands of Indians holding the picture of Gandhi inthe streets. All were teargassed and many beaten with batons. At BatuCaves , they were locked in, pumped with tear gas and sprayed withchemical water. 80 are awaiting trial. 31 are charged for attemptedmurder of a policeman that attacked them. All their leaders are under ISA. The one that got away fled the country.
I looked out the window.And I saw.
Thousands and thousands of Chinese closing their doors. Minding theirown business. Watching the soap operas. Playing mahjong. Going to thegym. Planning for holidays. Eating bah kuet teh. Enrolling theirchildren in private schools. Going for line dancing. Changing to abigger car. Perming their hair brown. Going to the movies. Shopping.
The Chinese. They don't look out the window.Their houses. Have no windows.
It is because of 3 generations of 'keeping quiet' that we are in apolitical quagmire of sorts today.My story may not be the same for others, but it is no doubt a story of 3 generations of political oblivion -a saga of unremittingcircumstances that has 'trained' us to look the other way - toeconomic wealth, education and religion. Politics because a 'dirtyword' in our home; as a Chinese we should disengage ourselvescompletely from this 'unproductive' activity.
This is my story. My grandfather took a ship to join the gold rush in San Franciscoaround the turn of the last century. Halfway on a Chinese junk, he gotsea-sick, so he jumped ship at Singapore .Traveling up thehinterland, he focused on survival. Hungry from famine in SouthernChina , he vowed never to be hungry again. Politics was the last thingon his mind. Keeping his belly filled was his only priority. It was anobsession that dictated everything he did. My father worked for the British.
One day, forced by the Japanese todo 'national service', he was selected to look after food supplies. The family was starving during the war, so he stole rice under hiscare and hid them in sweet potatoes when he cooked rice. Our neighborsalways thought we were eating sweet potatoes we grew on the fringes ofthe jungle, when in actual fact, we always had rice. (As a matter of fact, it is more nutritious to eat sweet potatoes than rice….sweet potatoes, the red variety, has carotenes-vitamin A precursors-other nutrients & fibre. Polished rice has mainly carbohydrate.)My grandmother sews clothes for the women day and night to survive andgot paid in Japanese currency.
When the war was over, these Japanesenotes - which were unnumbered - became valueless. The family againstruggled to bring food on the table. It was a litany of hunger and fear in our house. When it came to my generation, my father thought education was thepassport to economic freedom for us. He refused for us to be acontractor like him and forced us to study. In university, he forbademe to get involved in politics. He went as far as to refuse me tostudy law so that I would not get involved in politics. I was forcedto study a course I did not like because he wanted me to be a banker.
Needless to say, I made the same mistake when it came to my children.I told them also the 'passport to heaven' was also to study. But Irefused to dictate what they should study but instead asked them tostudy what they liked. I ensured they got the best education. I alsoreminded everyone that they do not talk about politics on the dinnertable.My story is not uncommon; such is the struggle and saga common tothousands of Malaysian homes.We are cajoled by our parents to look at bread-and butter issues.
Weare told that politics are not for us. We are told that our 'houseshave no windows', so mind your own business and close the door. We aretold that if this country is not good enough, you must get a goodeducation and emigrate.The Chinese? We are told this is not our home. We have no home. We arethe Jews of the East. When trouble starts, we ought to look the otherway. If it gets worse, we emigrate. Money talks. So long we have money, some country will take us.
100 years of ignorance. Is it blissful? No. It is tragic

Oh god....Save Malaysia

2007-11-12T23:08:00.001+08:00

I think some of you heard about Bersih Rally,

This is how Zainuddin's responded when Aljazeera interviewed him.

and This is how Jeff Ooi responded.

Pls do compare.....

Why do malaysia has So Fucking many Idiot Minister...?? They cant even be professional in answering question. WTF.

After Examsss.....Great...!!!

2007-11-10T21:57:00.000+08:00

Finally....................
My final is over...!!! Yay....
First thing after the final paper.....went to have lunch and watch Stardust with Lydia, Grace, Sue Anne and two guys. The movie brings more vigid imagination than the story book. I love the story. Those who never read this book before, go read it, Stardust by Neil Gaiman. After the outing, i went to a salun to cut my hair, somehow i prefer my hair to be a bit short....easier to take care. i'm a lazy girl you know.

Wa La.......short hair again...!!!

During Deepavali Eve, i went to Zouk with my dear and his friends for Mambo Jambo night. 80s music is kinda cool afterall. We celebrated my dear birthday as well. The next day, Deepavali day, we went for dinner to celebrate again....this time only me and him of course.

Me and Him.....:)

On 9th of Nov, I woke at up at 10.30am......i usually wake up late during holidays. Shortly after washing up, my handphone rang, this guy said he is from Blooming Florist and he is in front of my house now, asking me to go down to collect a gift. I was still a bit blur honestly, so i went down stairs, open the door, i saw him holding a bouquet of flowers.
It was from my dear Bf.....!!! He actually got Blooming to send the flowers to my house. It was really a surprise for me...!! Didn't expect him to do something so sweet and romantic actually....cause we are both boring and down to earth....lol. We went out for nice dinner after his work to celebrate out first anniversary.

Pink roses......

Now i think that girls will look more pretty posing with flowers.

i'm a happy girl. :)

Samy's Speech

2007-10-30T19:16:00.000+08:00

Before this, we received Samy's speech as below :

"The great Samy announced today: "Saya syukur angkasawan kita yang telah meninggal dunia 10 hari, kini selamat dikebumikan"

After that he continued by making the following comments when he was interviewed on the country's astronaut program :

Samy: Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergimatahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergisana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahunjadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

Updates

2007-10-07T10:15:00.000+08:00

hmmm......a lot of ppl said my blog is turning into a Joke Blog.
hehehe...sorry la.......somehow i have became very lazy......so what i do is i will copy paste some really good jokes from my email to here.
Hey....but entertaining also what right?? i'm sure they are some of you who read and laugh at it right?
Honestly, there are a lot of changes that happened lately for me....friends left me for Australia....Bf started working which has less time for me.....studies are getting harder...life is getting harder.
But, there are some happy moments too.........

SKY BAR

On Merdeka, I was so eager to go out....thank goodness Ken Hong was as semangat as me.....may be i influenced him....the whole day i was telling him i'm very the sien....let's plan something....let's go out...!! So....Ken Hong suggested Sky Bar....and he called the rest of the gang and inform them + drag them out.

The view from Sky Bar is superb...!! since we are high up at the rooftop of Trader's Hotel. Can be very romantic as well....but the music is way too loud for you to chat....really.....everyone of us have to like shout...?? close to shouting.....hehe.

Me and My lovely Dear

KLCC

The Gang.....but not complete...some of them are in Aus. As usuall, they will talk about work....and i will be listening and learn something from them....they are all my SiFu....hehe.

DUTA VISTA

My dear and his friends had a gathering at Duta Vista. What else will we go right?? Minum la...Drink....hehe....alcohol provided free some more.....YES...!! And talk crap after that.....but usually right....me and my dear will be sitting there stoning together.....and laugh at others when they talk crap.....lol. Cool right?

My dear and I

We were all eating the famous Nasi Lemak from Bangsar.

AKON CONCERT

Have you seen Akon this near before?? I Have...!! Hehehehe.....he is the coolest international celebrity ever....let me tell you why. The concert floor was divided into two section.....the front section was for those who piad RM 160.....the section behind was for those who piad RM 100. Akon actually asked the management to open up the barrier for those of us who were in the behind section to come forward to close up the gap....!! How nice of him right...?? And he actually had his bodyguard to piggy-back him and walked around the crowd while performing.....you could actually touch him...!! Thank goodness my bf was there to protect me....if not...i think i would fall down....and ppl would just step on me.....ppl all went crazy when they saw Akon this near. He is a very talented artise with a good stamina man.

My lovely bodyguard. Muax..!!

Dear's graduation

I'm so proud of you Dear....!!

So jealous man....i still have one more year to suffer....!!

Followed by party at Sanctuary at night.............

Msg to my dear,
Dear....as long as you dont give up on me....i will never give up on you.....this is a promise. We will be each other pillar and go through all good and bad moments together. I love you now and forever more. Muax.

I'm a good kisser??? lol

2007-10-07T10:11:00.000+08:00

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect

Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing!

Are You a Good Kisser?

Your Famous Movie Kiss is from Romeo + Juliet

"Has my heart loved 'till now? Forswear it, sight! For I never saw a true beauty 'till this night."

What Famous Movie Kiss Are You?

MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS

2007-10-06T19:02:00.000+08:00

American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut

Dr. was thinking about sending somebody into space.
Three potential can-or-nauts were called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay and one
Chinese.

Dr. interviews the Indian first: "So, Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?"
Muthu replied: "One million ringgit.*” (*Malaysian $)
"Why so much?" asks Dr.
"Very dangerous mission, Datuk.** Maybe no come back!" replied Muthu.
(**’Sir’ in Malay language) "That's understandable, " says Dr. ?. "Thank you.”

“Please ask the Malay guy to come here,"
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
"Alamak!***...2 million, Datuk," replied the Malay candidate. (***local expression ie “OH My!)
"Two million? That's twice as much! Even the "aneh", before you, asked for only one million." "You see, Datuk," explains Mat, "I have 4 wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big family to support when I am gone...!"
"I see," says Dr.

"Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?"
The Chinese guy comes in and Dr. ? asks, "Ah Chong, given this is a very
risky mission, how much do you want?"
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, "3 million."
Dr. appears shocked. "What?!? 3 million! Why so much?"
Ah Chong beckons Dr. to come closer. He quietly whispers into his ear,
"Datuk, one million you keep, one million I keep, and then one more million
to send that "aneh" into space lah!"
And...so,...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....

Ladies drivers' nightmare

2007-09-25T17:34:00.000+08:00

My boss almost kena carjacked yesterday. She sent out an email to the entire department telling her story - as a caution to all single women drivers. It sounds damn scary. Can not imagine what I'll do if I was in her position. I've pasted her email here in its entirety. Girls, please be careful and be wary of your surroundings - bad things can happen DAY OR NIGHT - bad guys don't CARE anymore. Here, her email: colleagues, i was chased and attacked by a group of men in 2 cars trying to hijack my car in the afternoon yesterday. i was driving my husband’s car alone on my way back from mid valley at about 4.30pm and only noticed these 2 cars as I was turning left into jalan beringin, damansara heights. They came awfully close and fast which I thought strange as it was a residential area and full of road humps. Then the first car (which was a E class Mercedes) came to my side and the passenger (had a policeman’s hat but not in uniform) had a walkie talkie and was gesturing for me to stop. When I didn’t, he overtook and parked in front of me and the second car (which was the new 3 series BMW) was parked right behind me. the guy came up to my window and using his walkie talkie again, was frantically asking me to wind down - it was that split second that I realized that they weren’t undercover cops (yes sounds silly now when one is rational!) and I just reversed and drove off. Both cars were chasing me trying to swerve and corner me. I was stopped 3 times by them – the second time was the road downhill between SC and the Science Centre and the same guy from the Merc came out – this time with a parang. I reversed as far as I could – these people were definitely professionals and didn’t want their cars damaged cos everytime I reversed, the bmw at the back also reversed. I thought I’d be safe going onto a public road so I went on the sprint highway – they continued to chase and managed to stop me again– and I was on the fast lane of sprint highway (right between the SC and Bukit Kiara) and there were plenty of traffic – and this time – they parked so close to me – one in front and one at the back and the guy with the parang came out and this time was smashing with full force at my driver’s seat window. Another guy came from the black bmw and started hitting on my passenger seat window – there were plenty of cars but no one stopped or honked despite seeing these 2 men smashing my car. I just reversed not caring if my car got knocked and trying to get some space so that I can drive out and finally managed to. I lost them when I turned onto jalan damansara highway. It is absolutely traumatizing as I, like many, only read about this.. but the audacity and desperation for them to be doing this in broad daylight and at such a public place is unimaginable. I am so thankful that I am ok but I have to write this because i know many of us take it for granted that it would not happen to us.. but it has happened and it will happen again. Please please be careful – one can never be vigilant enough.

you’ve read it all:
1. ladies – don’t drive home alone at night – they will target women driving alone – day or night. 2. don’t stop when you’re being chased
3. know that they’re not the real cops when the proper police cars are not being used

I was given this no. by the inspector - 2274 4465 – it’s the Bilik Gerakan in Brickfields and if you think you’re being followed or chased – call this no. and they will send a mobile team who’s nearest to where you are.

My bf forwarded this email to me and his female friends. Oh well, of course we cant avoid driving out alone, bu we should be very careful.....my additional advice is that make sure you always have extra petrol in ur car and always have ur cell phone working.

Spaghetti

2007-09-20T19:19:00.000+08:00

For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child.
If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write "Spaghetti" on the back.
He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife."Honey," she said, "you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he said.
The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce."

Funny

2007-09-19T19:53:00.000+08:00

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness,an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her andasked;"Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you,Mr.Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, andfrankly,you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on yourwife,manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You thinkyou're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realizeyou never willamount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, Iknow you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed acrossthe room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defenseattorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradleysince he was ayoungster.He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normalrelationship with anyone and his law practice is one of theworst in thestate. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with threedifferent women.One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in aquiet voicesaid: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,I'll send youto the electric chair."

Make a baby with Canon

2007-09-16T20:20:00.000+08:00

TO MAKE A BABY..... There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny (a friend of mine sent it to me).

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive,
Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man
should be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning,
Ma'am', he said, 'I've come to...'

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good. Did you know
babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
seat'.

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the
couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor

is fun. You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and
me!'

'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try

several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure
you'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Smith.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In
and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Smith quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his
baby pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Smith.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too.
The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly
concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots.
Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to
pack it all in.'

Mrs. Smith leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
uh...equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and
we can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too
big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Smith fainted .........

Jokes

2007-08-25T00:21:00.000+08:00

Car Joke

AUDI:
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention

BMW:
Bought My Wife
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women but
Broke My Wallet

CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips

DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Dead On the Day Guarantee Expires

FIAT:Failure in Italian Automotive Technology

FORD:
Fast Only Rolling Downhill

GM:
Garbage Motors
Gluteus Maximus

HONDA:
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles (Yes!)

HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive…

SAAB:
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards

SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually

TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO:Very Old Looking Vehicular Object

PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything

Three Vampires

Three vampires were on a tree, each bragging about being the best vampire of the three. All of the sudden, Vampire A flew away and came back within 10 seconds. His mouth was so full with fresh blood, excess of the blood were dripping from his mouth.

Vampire A : “You see that house?”

Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire A : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire B then flew out of the tree, and came back in 5 seconds. Blood dripped from his mouth too.

Vampire B : “You see that village?”

Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire B : “I sucked all their blood.”

Vampire C then flew out of the tree, and came back in 2 seconds. Blood dripped not only from his mouth too, but was also all over his face.

Vampire C : “You see that tree there?”

Vampire A : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire B : “Ya I saw.”

Vampire C : “I didn’t.”

*Grab from Joshua's blog.

Malaysian Drivers

2007-08-04T17:43:00.000+08:00

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH driver

2. One hand on wheel, one hand out the window with cigarette: KEPONG driver.

3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR driver.

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR driver.

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on non-fat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR driver.

6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, driving in MALAYSIA .

7. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SUBANG JAYA DRIVER.....on the Federal Highway !!!

8. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY ; KUANTAN driver.

9. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG driver!

10.One hand on the handphone, another hand picking nose, One leg on the dash board, another leg crossed on the seat with a beer can in the middle ~~ turning anywhere he likes, parking anywhere he likes, in fact, driving anywhere he likes. aaahhh..... this is a heaven for drivers...... welcome to PENANG !

11. Two hands gripping tightly to the wheel, eyes glued on the windscreen, alternately stepping on the accelerator and brakes every 5 seconds. WOMAN DRIVER!

I disagree with the last one. Totally. At least I don't drive that way.

:(

2007-08-03T23:51:00.000+08:00

ok......my period is not anywhere near soon...therefore there is no way i'm having PmS now. But somehow i just feel so down.......

I miss all of you who are in Australia now......

Fai, Jinn, Kat, Mel, Ghee june, Aaron, Praevin, CK, Jamie.......without all of you....uni life is just not as fun......oh well....not to say i do not have other friends but it is just different.

Li Yen.....i dont know when am i going to see you again.....i miss too!!! i miss the fun.....all the silly things we did together with Min.

And....i miss my dear Michael.

I have been extremely absent minded recently.....do not know why......grrrr.....hate myself for that.

I see all the units for this semester....i wonder how am i going to make it through...?? i need miracles...!! lots of them.

3 Minute Management Course

2007-07-27T22:10:00.000+08:00

Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up hershower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a toweland runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Beforeshe says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $500 to drop that towel."
Afterthinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in frontof Bob.After a few seconds, Bob hands her $500 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she getsto the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?""It was Bob the next door neighbour," she replies.
"Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $500 he owesme?"

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with yourshareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidableexposure.

Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcingher gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident. Aftercontrolling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun onceagain said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving atthe convent, the nun went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. Itsaid,"Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a greatopportunity

Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunchwhen they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.
TheGenie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.""Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."Puff! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxingon the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladasand the love of my life."Puff! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I wantthose two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say

Lesson 4:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit sawtheeagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of asudden, afox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up

Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to thetopof that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enoughstrength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top ofthe tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
BullS*** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there

Lesson 6:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the birdfrozeand fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cowcame by and dropped some dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realizehowwarm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warmand happy, and soon began to sing for joy.A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Followingthesound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, andpromptlydug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course

2007-07-17T23:19:00.000+08:00

Help me to deal with the changes that i have to face, sometimes i just hate the feeling of being alone while no one can help me.

Singapore!!!

2007-07-09T21:45:00.000+08:00

Hey ya....!! After the long torture of examination, my dear and I went to Singapore for holidays!! Yay...!! Miss Sonia Liew followed us too....!! You see, that was the 1st time i stepped out of Malaysia and went to visit another country....oh well....Singapore might be a little bit too near but it is still counted right? I finally got to own a passport and got my first stamp on the passport!! Sonia will be able understand my feelings because she is the same with me...first time going to Singapore.

Differences that I noticed.........
1. English sign boards ...........no longer Jalan X but X Road.....cool!!
2. Clean toilets
3. Chinese bus and taxi drivers.........oh well....hard to find in KL

I shall stop talking and let the pictures do the talking.
I have forgotten the name of the place where i took this picture....bit nice right...??

When we arrived......busy unpacking...dear was checking on his new handphone....this is my bf's sister's house by the way....she is working in Singapore.

In Hedkandi.........hopefully i remember the spelling correctly.....it's a bar with nice house music.

1st time on double-decker bus!!

Night Safari...........my dear's best friend.

Sentosa Island

Which are my legs?? Which are my bf's leg?? Do you know?

Last meal of the trip.........me and dear went to Marche !! We kick Sonia away...!! Kidding la.....she went to meet up with her own friends. The Marche is Singapore different....it is cheaper and there is Pork Sausage!!! PORK!!! hehe.

Smart Tunnel is Not That SMart.......!!

2007-06-26T17:53:00.000+08:00

Smart Tunnel is not that smart!! Trust me man......it is not so save to use.
Click on this link below, read the article and watch the video.

http://ronnieliutiankhiew.wordpress.com/2007/06/26/smart-tunnel-they-can-only-bluff-the-pm/

There is only one entrance and one exit in a tunnel, if anything happen inside there, confirm MaTi.Com

It's Over !!!

2007-06-22T22:04:00.000+08:00

Finally!! It's over!! My exam is over!! Now, i will start enjoying my holidays and hoping for miracles....i just want to pass all my papers. You all should know how hard it is. Sigh.

Things i did right after my last paper today....
1. Cut Hair.......yup yup.....i went to cut my hair!!
2. Pump petrol
3. Check tyre pressure + pump air

With no one to party with......haih.....they are all still having papers....including my dear Mike.

Something random below:

HOW TO DO BUSINESS WITH TWO COWS

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow
and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and
market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years,
eat once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5,000 cows and none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment and high bovine productivity.
You have the newsman who reported on the numbers arrested.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk at RM0.06 per litre.
Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 or you cut the
supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you change your mind
again and now want RM1.20.
The buyer decided you can keep the milk.
They go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or the cow urine
instead. Your two cows retire together with the Prime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One cow-peh and one cow-bu (complain incessantly)

Anyway, i'm going to Singapore next week!! Wahaha.....

Sucks!

2007-06-17T18:16:00.000+08:00

I'm in the middle of final now......I have 3 more papers to go...!! I am freaking stress!! why?? I was not stress for SPM........I was not stress for SAM even....!! I don't want to fail......once you fail the paper....you have to repeat the entire unit....wasting one more semester and around 2k plus!! A poor student like me who is under study loan can't afford to repeat anything!! God....please help me!!

Don't ever stay in anywhere near my place called Sungai Way...!! It is turning into a horrible place. Firstly, it is occupied by foreign workers now.....and they totally ruin the entire place. I don't dare to walk out at night. Secondly, people around here are just so inconsiderate. Guess what ?? They sing karaeok in coffee shop!! Those Cina apek and AhSam will go there and sing everyday!! YES...!! everyday!! Even some stupid idiot human open a kareaok shop without license for those foreign workers...!! The worst thing is....there are all near my house!! Almost everyday they will have this "Who sing the loudest competition!!" Oh my god.......and i have headache almost every week when i come back here to stay.

Oh god!! In subang, i have an one of the worst uncle you can ever find on earth.....and even the environment in my own home is sucked. Why can't i just have a comfy home...?? Must i compare myself to people living in war zone or those homeless people just to make myself feel better every single time?? I can't take it anymore!!!

Please hear me!!

Updates....!!

2007-05-25T23:49:00.000+08:00

Oh no....!! i just have to start this post talking about exams....i think i have started studying....but i have no idea whether i can store all the information in my brain and retrieve it out from my brain during exams. Financial Modelling is the No. Killer subject.....!! please do agree with me.

Look at the sunset photo below...!! beautiful right?? it really makes me feel at ease.

This girl below is one of my best girl friend ever......she was in Australia last year but back here to study in Monash Sunway. She is a smart medicine student wei..!! don't play play...!! Finally both of us had a common free time like a few weeks ago to meet up and chat...!! my dear michael joined us as well..!! It was a super fun day..!! just look at all the food in front of Min Chiee..!! She can definitely eat man...!! lol....actually half of those food were mine...!! hehe. We both can just continue talk talk talk and talk..!! can you imagine if my twin miss Li Yen was there as well...??!!

ok....this three dude here are doing the famous Rain's pose for his lastest album entitled "I'm Coming".....and obviously....Rain is still very much hotter than all three of them....lol....!!! Introducing Matthew, Zhen Hui and Jason....................!!!

Jason is so happy that he is one head taller than me...i was like Whatever...!!

The day before Liverpool was going to face AC Milan.....we as Liverpool supporters were very excited and we wore red shirt as a sign of being supportive. P/S.........since my dear Michael is a die hard Liverpool fan....i'm automatically a Liverpool supporter now!! Aaron suggested we take a photo since all of us were wearing red...!! The red kelisa is belong to Aaron and coincidentally the Waja right beside his Kelisa is also red in colour...!! Perfect place for us to pose...!! Choong Khin was the camera man cause he was wearing WHITE...!! hehehe.....but in the end he took a Brotherhood photo with Aaron and Praevin as well.

K k.....that's it...!! if there is anything interesting....i will update again. Ta ta..!!

LAw....?? LORr....??

2007-04-28T23:36:00.000+08:00

Hehehe.....So typical Malaysian!

Subject: M'sians studying Law in UK

80% of M'sians going to UK to study law

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Malaysian Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

UK Immigration Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia
.

Malaysian Visitor: Why do you say that?

UK Immigration Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years,
and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Malaysian Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to
believe in fact.

UK Immigration Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the
next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration
counter*

UK Immigration Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

sorry FAI

2007-04-19T23:01:00.000+08:00

Fai Gor...!! sorry ya....i'm updating now ok..?? thanks for being a demanding reader. Kacau jinn more for me......!!

k k....i'm in starbucks now....supposed to be with some friends....but....due to my usuall blurness......i ended up in ss15 starbucks instead of taipan starbucks......haih......but still have ONE super nice friend willing to accompany me....!! yay...!!

all these while....i'm using FREE....yes .....FREE internet connection in my uncle's place in subang.....everytime i on my lap top....it will be automatic connected....!! after almost one year......the nice fella decided not to be nice to me anymore.....he or she put a password to secure the connection.....oh god...!! bad for me...!! how la how?? tell me..!! i can't survive without internet...!! so now.....i only can go online during weekends when i'm back to my own house.

life....normal lo....assignments.....studies.....plus council work....but the council can be very fun sometimes.....most of the people there are fun and loving.....!!
i miss you guys...!! all those who leave me alone here and fly to the aussie land.....!!
i will post some pictures soon la...i'm a lazy person to write.

TGI FRiDays

2007-03-31T23:20:00.000+08:00

Livepool rocks...!! 4-1 agaist Arsenal...!! yea man....!!
i just came back from TGI Friday's at Curve with dear and his friends for dinner plus football match.
i heard stories from a working man......since chor min has started working in KPMG.....he was telling us stories........oh my god..!! he needs to work even during weekends..!! this is crazy man...!! and there is not such thing as overtime....!! He is actually much thinner compared to the last time i saw him...!! The torture you get from work is more effective than Maria France bodyline.....if you wanna slim down...work like mad...!!
i think i better enjoy my last 2 years as students *still will hate assignments and exams......when i start working....my happening life is officially over.....office will be like my home....i probably will spend more time in office than home.
it has been a long time since i last updated.....been busy too...and lazy as well...to friends in overseas....i'm good.

Christian Humour

2007-03-27T23:57:00.000+08:00

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboard and typed away.
They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports. They created labels and cards. They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports They did every job known to man.
Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed. "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?"
God just shrugged and said, > > > > JESUS SAVES

2007-03-02T22:12:00.000+08:00

Classes just started on monday......I have 4 units this semester as usuall....there are...

1. Cost information for decision making
2. Commercial banking and finance
3. Accounting information systems and financial modelling
4. Malaysian income tax law

All these units sound alien to me...i know nothing about them man....haih....looks like it is going to be a hard semester ahead. The good news is that i get D for my marketing (summer class)...no more marketing man...!! YES...!!

Anyway....a few people are missing in this semester......and i miss them...they are the one who make me laugh everytime....bring joy to my stressful uni life.

Fai and Jinn............kitty is not in the pic though....come back faster.....then the bitchy gang shall be reunited....!!

Ghee june......!! now the group is a bit quiet compared to last time because ghee is not here to nag us anymore. You come back faster too...!!

Before uni started was orienation and CNY.

took this picture during orientation....we are all Buddies here...people who assist new student during orientation.

CNY = visitation....collect ang pao....eat nice food....what else...??

Me with my rabbit...!! i'm a rabbit...!!

Took this pic in Mid Valley.....pink flowers.....nice right...??

Went to my aunty's house for makan....this is her doggie.....cute right..??

Dear and i went to Tian Hou Kong on the 3rd day of CNY.....the temple looks so pretty with all the lights on...!! we could actually see the night view of KL and Bangsar because the temple is located up high on a hill....super nice. Below are some pics.

i wont be able to update as often......i can foresee a hectic uni life ahead of me.

LOVE

2007-02-17T12:01:00.000+08:00

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is medium.
You probably have had a couple significant loves.
And you may have even had your heart broken.
But you haven't really dated a wide variety of people.

Dominance:

Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.

Cynicism:

Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.

Independence:

Your independence is low.
This doesn't mean you're dependent in relationships..
It does mean that you don't have any problem sharing your life.
In your opinion, the best part of being in love is being together.

The Five Variable Love Test

You Would Choose Love

Money may buy a little happiness, but not the happiness of true love.
You rather have a true soulmate than a private jet.
And while many people may claim they would choose love too...
You're one of the few who would really do it.

Would You Choose Love or Money?

Your Love Type: INFP

The Idealist

In love, you crave a long term, harmonious relationship.
For you, sex doesn't come quickly - it takes time for you to open up.

Overall, you are supportive, nurturing, and expressive.
However, you tend to be shy and protective of your personal space.

Best matches: ENFJ and ESFJ

What's Your Love Type?

SO WELL SAID..................................!!!

The Year of Piggy

2007-02-16T22:38:00.000+08:00

Happy Chinese New Year......!! This is the year of Piggy yo...!!
I have a huge piggy in my house....!! which is my mother.....!! lol....she is borned in the year of piggy! She is currently obsessed with PIGs........she bought lots of little piggy for display. Hopefully those piggies can really bring me luck. Ehehehe.
Honestly, CNY is my favourite of all festivals because of ANG PAO......extra income for me.....plus it is a festival that represent my race.
Unfortunately, when you are in a small family, any festival will be kinda boring. It is darn true...!! How am i going to make it more interesting..?? I have to no idea. All i know is classes are starting soon after CNY.

Once again.....Happy Chinese New Year!!

Valentine's Day

2007-02-14T23:59:00.000+08:00

Valentine's day
I just had my Valentine's day with my dear, althought it was a normal and simple Valentine's day, I enjoyed it a lot.
Romantic details.....for us to remember....won't blog it here :)
Lastly, i love what my dear said....Everyday is also a Valentine's day.....not necessary must celebrate on Valentine's day itself but......still gotta celebrate la. Ehehe.

My dear Michael......I Love you...!!

Happy Valentine's Day to all my friends too...!!

Cancer Info & Advice

2007-02-04T17:02:00.000+08:00

1. Every person has cancer cells in the body. These cancer cells do not show up in the standard tests until they have multiplied to a few billion. When doctors tell cancer patients that there are no more cancer cells in their bodies after treatment, it just means the tests are unable to detect the cancer cells because they have not reached the detectable size.

2. Cancer cells occur between 6 to more than 10 times in a person's lifetime.

3. When the person's immune system is strong, the cancer cells will be destroyed and prevented from multiplying and forming tumours.

4. When a person has cancer, it indicates that the person has multiple nutritional deficiencies. These could be due to genetic, environmental, food and lifestyle factors.

5. To overcome the multiple nutritional deficiencies, changing diet and including supplements will strengthen the immune system.

6. Chemotherapy involves poisoning the rapidly-growing cancer cells. It also destroys rapidly-growing healthy cells in the bone marrow, gastro-intestinal tract etc, and can cause organ damage, like liver, kidneys, heart, lungs etc.

7. Radiation, while destroying cancer cells, also burns, scars and damages healthy cells, tissues and organs.

8. Initial treatment with chemotherapy and radiation will often reduce tumor size. However prolonged use of chemotherapy and radiation do not result in more tumor destruction.

9.. When the body has too much toxic burden from chemotherapy and radiation the immune system is either compromised or destroyed, hence the person can succumb to various kinds of infections and complications.

10. Chemotherapy and radiation can cause cancer cells to mutate and become resistant and difficult to destroy. Surgery can also cause cancer cells to spread to other sites.

11. An effective way to battle cancer is to starve the cancer cells by not feeding it with the foods it needs to multiply.

CANCER CELLS FEED ON:

a. Sugar is a cancer-feeder. By cutting off sugar it cuts off one important food supply to the cancer cells. Sugar substitutes like NutraSweet, Equal, Spoonful, etc are made with Aspartame and it is harmful. A better natural substitute would be Manuka honey or molasses but only in very small amounts. Table salt has a chemical added to make it white in colour. Better alternative is Bragg's aminos or sea salt.

b. Milk causes the body to produce mucus, especially in the gastro-intestinal tract. Cancer feeds on mucus. By cutting off milk and substituting with unsweetened Soya milk cancer cells are being starved.

c. Cancer cells thrive in an acid environment. A meat-based diet is acidic and it is best to eat fish, and a little chicken rather than beef or pork. Meat also contains livestock antibiotics, growth hormones and parasites, which are all harmful, especially to people with cancer.

d. A diet made of 80% fresh vegetables and juice, whole grains, seeds, nuts and a little fruits help put the body into an alkaline environment. About 20% can be from cooked food including beans. Fresh vegetable juice provide live enzymes that are easily absorbed and reach down to cellular levels within 15 minutes to nourish and enhance growth of healthy cells. To obtain live enzymes for building healthy cells, try and drink fresh vegetable juice (most vegetables including bean sprouts) and eat some raw vegetables 2 or 3 times a day. Enzymes are destroyed at temperatures of 104 degrees F (40 degrees C).

e. Avoid coffee, tea, and chocolate, which have high caffeine. Green tea is a better alternative and has cancer-fighting properties. Water - best to drink purified water, or filtered, to avoid known toxins and heavy metals in tap water. Distilled water is acidic, avoid it. 12. Meat protein is difficult to digest and requires a lot of digestive enzymes. Undigested meat remaining in the intestines become putrefied and leads to more toxic buildup.13. Cancer cell walls have a tough protein covering.. By refraining from or eating less meat it frees more enzymes to attack the protein walls of cancer cells and allows the body's killer cells to destroy the cancer cells.

14. Some supplements build up the immune system (IP6, Flor-ssence, Essiac, anti-oxidants, vitamins, minerals, EFAs etc.) to enable the body's own killer cells to destroy cancer cells. Other supplements like vitamin E are known to cause apoptosis, or programmed cell death, the body's normal method of disposing of damaged, unwanted, or unneeded cells.

15. Cancer is a disease of the mind, body, and spirit. A proactive and positive spirit will help the cancer warrior be a survivor. Anger, unforgiveness and bitterness put the body into a stressful and acidic environment. Learn to have a loving and forgiving spirit. Learn to relax and enjoy life.

16. Cancer cells cannot thrive in an oxygenated environment. Exercising daily, and deep breathing help to get more oxygen down to the cellular level. Oxygen therapy is another means employed to destroy cancer cells.

Quizzes...!!

2007-02-01T20:29:00.000+08:00

Your Lust Quotient: 44%

You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.
Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild!

How Much Lust Do You Have?

Your Ideal Relationship is Marriage

You've dated enough to know what you want.
And that's marriage - with the right person.
You're serious about settling down some time soon.
Even if you haven't met the person you want to get hitched to!

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

The 2 results above gave me a shock of my life...!!

You Are Rain

You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.

You are best known for: your touch

Your dominant state: changing

What Type of Weather Are You?

You Are A Realistic Romantic

It's easy for you to get swept away by romance...
But you've done a pretty good job keeping perspective.
You're still taken in by love poems and sunsets
You just don't fall for every dreamy pick up line!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?

You Are More Mild Than Wild

You're confident, and you really aren't concerned with how "hot" you are.
Other people's ideas of what's sexy don't concern you. And this is exactly what makes you attractive.

Are You Hot?

Suicide

2007-01-28T23:45:00.000+08:00

This word was mentioned in my youth meeting…….Marcel said suicide is a long term solution for a short term problem.

Most of us would think that those who decide to kill themselves are stupid….!! My mother once told me that she understands why people decide to kill themselves…..for them….the world is so grey……they believe that the world has no more hope….maybe they are really facing everything alone….no one shares the burden with them…..therefore….by ending their own life….everything shall perish.

Growing up is a painful process for some of us….you will realize that the world is not as nice as we thought…!! You might think that everybody is a nice person….but in fact not…!! We trust the wrong person and end up getting hurt….!! We were once naïve enough to think that the world is full of mercy and happiness until someone we once loved so much leave us and goes to another unknown world. Here comes the time when you question the world….Why?? why all this has to happen to me..??

The world is unfair…..but there is still hope….!! Even if you think that you are at the dead end. Make the best out of everything we have…..sometimes we are too focused on the closed doors and the black dot on the piece of white paper…..what about the open doors and the white area on the piece of paper…?? Count your blessing and you will realize that you are not that bad after all…!! When you feel immense pressure is weighing down upon you…find a healthy solution…..but not something that will hurt you.
Think about those who love you when you try to do something stupid…..even if you think that there is no one in this world who cares about you….God does…..no matter which God you believe in. Did you know that by being borned into this world….we are already a winner…?? Only ONE sperm gets to enter the egg and that’s you ! The one who swam madly to be on the front line……!! If you look closely….there are beautiful things in this world.

Seek it….!!

Also appeared on www.simaaron.wordpress.com
This is the first time i'm writing a proper article for blog.....enjoy....!!

My Super Nice Saturday

2007-01-28T20:51:00.000+08:00

Min Chiee and Li Yen were super "semangat".......wanna have breakfast....therefore...i had to wake up super early at 8.30am......nvm....sacrifice for the girls. After eating.....we went to play pool at Asia club....then went to pyramid for a lil bit of shopping....Min spent a lot on presents wei..!! Li yen was very kinky .....wonder why...lol.

LA LA Pose

ONE

TWO...............gosh....i can't act cute..!!

FIVE............!! and Li Yen is the winner...!! she still look good with lala pose....!!

RAIN concert...!!

On the same day....later during the evening....i went to Rain's concert with my dear. Before that,he brought me to this place at Sri Petaling for some nice food.....best Zhu Cheong Fun so far i have ever had wei...!! when it comes to food....my dear is the man la..!! We reached the stadium kinda early la....when waiting for the concert to start......we took pic lo.

Rain is a super good performer....sing well....dance well....!! and his concert has the best visual ever......worth my RM130. 1st time i went to a concert...it is Rain's and with my dear some more....a super plus point.

What a Nice Sat..............................

Sigh........

2007-01-26T13:04:00.000+08:00

Mothers.....i'm telling you....they might not be right all the time....they are adults but they can't even control their emotion......simple let go their temper on other people when something goes wrong for them......oh well....i think it is pretty common for us as sons and daughters at home to suffer these sort of situation isn't it..?? hello..?? we always end up be the one who are disrespectful for them even though we didn't do anything.....so are they having all the rights in the world to show their temper...?? Sigh.........................and they never say SoRry...!!

GARFIELD visited me...!!!

2007-01-24T21:58:00.000+08:00

lol...!! it is my cousin actually.....he had nothing better to do when he was in my house.

After so long...............

2007-01-21T00:16:00.000+08:00

I am finally updating my blog now.....!! Yay..!! Honestly, my life is pretty boring....and I dont know what can i blog about...?? i'm just not that kind of person that write a lot you know. Let me see.....updates right..?? I'm busy with my council work lately...and my final for marketing is coming soon....have to start studying for it real soon.....but then...i will still get out of my house and enjoy life....too much of stress is not good at all...!!

Some time ago, Min and I went to hang out in Li Yen's house at Ampang. We took a lot of photos..!! Was having so much of fun.

This is the only normal photo we took man...!! The only normal one...!!

And follows by all the poser pics...!! lol. We were trying to act like a model.....although we know we are not so qualified as one....better don't use the word "we"....i shall change it to "I"......although i know i'm not so qualified as one.....these 2 babes are hot one wei....!! Oh well...in conclusion....we had fun...!!

Tops--->>all Li yen's
Bottoms-->> models' own
Photographer-->> Li Shan (yen's sis)

Friendship Forever

2007-01-06T21:19:00.000+08:00

These are the people who i used to see them almost everyday.....every week....or at least way more often compared to now.....but as long as efforts are made to keep in touch....i guess friendship will still go on.

Rowena...ex-s9.....now in Help doing law.

LTJ is in taylor's now doing engineering......Ken Seong is in Nottingham now doing engineering as well

Siang Sern is in Sydney doing acturial science..........Denny is in Melb. U doing engineeing also

Jo Lin is in Sedaya now doing FoodTech.....the guy in Red....is in USA now....speaking like a Kuai Lo....he is the worst fella la...only come back to malaysia once in 2 years.....since he bought me happy feet CD.....he is forgiven....lol. Usually original Cds in malaysia have the Sirim sticker......Cds in US there is FBI anti-piracy warning logo....do you know what does FBI stand for..?? Federal Bureau of Investigation wei...!! lol

Min Chiee will be here in Monash with me...!! YES....!! although she will be in the new campus la....but it is just down the road. Li Yen will go bac to aus soon....but nvm...!! we still get to hang out during holidays....!! miss these 2 the most.

Vincent Yii.....future pilot.....and chor yeow.....future businessman.....both in Melb.

All the best to each and everyone of you...!! and dont forget to call me out when u all are having holidays k? take care...!!

Merry Christmas...!!!!

2006-12-26T11:54:00.000+08:00

Hey all...!! Merry Christmas...!! There are 12 days of Christmas in total...!! so i'm not too late in wishing u all yet..!! may all wishes come true ya...!!

Last week, my cousin's friend came to stayover. He came back from Perth for holidays....last year he was still having short hair....oh well....malaysian schools are strict right...? but now he is having this "high school musical guy" type of hairstyle...!! once my mother saw him.....she was like "wah...!! so leng chai arr..?!" I had fun too during his stays in the house...!! call me childish but i do play with younger kids..!! lol.....things they do sometimes will just make you laugh like crazy because it is so stupid..!! and i have to make sure they don't put themselves in danger of course when they are running wild. As a business law student.....i told Wai Joe...."We are not liable for any personal injury under this roof and all circumstances which includes neglience acts cause by third party".....lol....this is Disclaimer yo..!! well, it is a stupid thing to do because not like a Year 7 student can understand right..?? I had to explained what i said and why i said it for half an hour...!!?? oh well....at least i get to practise my teaching skill.

Wai Joe, Khai Siang (my cousin) and I

Cam whoring pic

Cam-whore with my mother

On Saturday, I went to KLCC with Mic. He bought a nice baby-t for me as christmas present.....thanks dear..!! Muax..!! Everywhere is packed with people in this festive season. We queued up for the aquaria for quite some time. There is this treasure hunt going on at the aquaria...so you have to look for the answer around the place.....kinda fun....something else to do other than looking at sea creatures. Below are pictures taken...there are more but i just lazy to upload eveything.

Big huge Turtle..!! too heavy to move.

Shopping during Christmas...??!! Good choice...!! lol....there are sales everywhere including MNG....!! and there are nice decoration around to bring you better holiday mood.

Something funny happened when i was shopping with my cousin...both of us were trying on sweater in Tropicana Life.....we didn't use the fitting room....what for right..?? we can just put on the sweater in front of the mirror.....as we were trying on....there was this girl saw us....she straight away bought the same sweater without even trying on...!! We should have asked the fella for more discount since we did free modelling for them. lol.

My Yi Po's birthday dinner at PJ
I always like family gathering like this....i get to see everybody and the environment is so warm and nice.
Her Childrensssssssss
All her grandchildrensssssssss
me and my 2 distanced cousin....there are the closest to me among the other

Some tests

2006-12-18T00:10:00.000+08:00

Power-Compromiser

You scored 71% Confrontational and 54% Logical!

You don't just love to compromise, you INSIST on it. You enforce mediocre solutions whenever possible.

Best matches for you: Power-Compromiser, The Complainer, Gentle Compromiser

My test tracked 2 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Confrontation
You scored higher than 99% on Logic

Link: The Relationship Problem-Solving Test written by Antimuffin42 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)

Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.

Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal Sex Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.

ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.

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2006-12-16T00:54:00.000+08:00

Marketing classes have been started.....!! I had my 1st lecture and tutorial on Wednesday. In conclusion, NO Good....!!

Anyway, forget about all the bad stuffs....my nephews came down from Singapore to stay with my uncle for a week...!! They are super cute...!! I LOVE them....!! They like to hang around me too...!! I love to hear them call me Jie Jie....i love their hugzzz and kisses...!! I will definitely miss them when they go back to Singapore.

On Tuesday, I went to have dinner at Mic's house....he tried to drive my Manual SLK around the neighbourhood too...since he is driving auto car all the time....he wanna know whether he still remember how to drive a manual car or not. Not many people can drive a manual car nowadays isn't it...?? well....we both had a nice time together.
Around 9 plus......i fly car back to Subang to meet up with the usuall gang at Swenson....why Swenson...?? 50% off for earthquake...!!

Aaron, Praevin, Li Tat & Choong Khin

Me, Michelle, APril, Jamie & Eugene

Here comes Friday, I went to 1u to do my last minute Christmas present shopping.....therefore, i'm broke now...!! But it's ok....when you see the smile on people's face.....get hugzz and kisses from them.....it is all worth it :) In the evening on the same day, Me, Mellisa, Julian and Jessis went to Lagoon for the MYC beach party...we are invited as VIP under MUSA. Well...the event was pretty boring....so what we did was we entertained ourselves by laughing at some of the cover models search finalists....well....some of them really gave stupid answers during Q&A and walked funny on stage.

Picture time...!! Julian is not in it because he was the cameraman.

Mel and I
Me and Jessie

3 babes

OH NO...!!

2006-12-10T21:03:00.000+08:00

Why i said oh no...?? Summer classes are starting next wed...!! I have to see Dr.ting's face again....!! and Mr. Gan also....and I dont like them at all...!! For your information, i failed marketing paper for my final....yapzzz....!! i was damn sad about it....!! First time in my life i get a big fat Fail for exams....well, there is a first time for everything but it was a bad "first time". The worst thing of failing is not repeating all the studies and assignments but contributing 2.8 k to Monash...!! that is a lot of money....!! Sigh.

Last tuesday, me and Jamie went back to uni to settle some stuff....she asked about her transfer and i paid up my tuition fee for summer course....after that we meet up with Li tat, April and Eugene at AC. Guess what, we said meet there by 12pm....but the boys only woke up at 12...!! If i didn't give Eugene a call, he would be still sleeping...!! Swt...!! After makan, April went to her music class while the rest went to Kelly's Services.....Jamie and Eugune wanna find jobs.

This is April's car....it is the old version of Mini-cooper wei...!! super cute...!! but it is very small, i don't think any guy or tall ppl can possible fit into the car.....i knocked my head when the car went over the speed bum with high speed....and i'm only like 5'1...?? i know i know....i'm short.

Ice-cream.....!! It's Swenson dei...!! Earthquake....!! well....on the same night...me, jamie and april went to Swenson at Subang Parade for Earthquake day...!! Alicia, Ben and 2 guys who were from Sea-field high school joined us for the night too...! We filled half of the bowl with chocolate ice-cream....!! happy sial...!!

Saturday.....!! happy day...!! finally get to spend time wit Mic....we went to 1u.....makan and jalan-jalan. We tried to play baseball at the batting cages....but....i realised that i can't play it well as i used to be when i was in high school anymore...!! sad.

Then we came across this pretty lady....!! she is hot dei....!! as you can see i look like a small kid standing beside her.....she is so tall....!! sadly the picture didnt capture her full body....if not you all can see she is hot..!!

Took this pic in YC today.....her name is KimberLEY Lim.....and my name is KimberLY Lim.....!! lol....!! well...chinese name different la...she is Hui Jin....i'm Sook Teng.....if chinese name also same...?? i will faint. She is a close friend of mine in YC.

After YC, me, Mic, Jed, Annora, Tien Wen, and a few other F5 students went to watch DejaVu at Mid Valley. Well....Denzel Washington is acting in the movie....worth watching....and the story is not bad....!! Then, me and mic went back to uni for a while.....then we had dinner with my mother and grandma.

Burberry..?? Dior..?? Givenchy..?? Lancome??

2006-12-04T23:09:00.000+08:00

With Christmas coming soon........ the lastest issue of CLEO is full with pretty cosmetics advertisement....christmas packages and promotions.......So nice....!! Have u guys started shopping for Christmas presents?? i'm going to do it soon...that's one of the reason why i like christmas....presents....!! and the atmosphere too...!! it is a festival for everyone in this world!! Back to topic...well, i don't really use make up all the time except for special occasion...but everytime when i read through my CLEO......all the nice advertisement with pretty ladies (i'm straight and i like guys) and colours just attract me.....!! Below are a few prints that i really really like...!!

Burberry London for women.........Rachel Weiszis pretty......it smells so good....i love the design of the bottle and the black and white design of this ads.

DIOR...!! My all time favourite....!!!

I just love this Collection....!! Chocolat Dei...!! Best colour for eyes...!!

LANCOME.....i like the bottle.

And of course....at the moment i own non of the above product....!! lol....still studying right..?? not so much of money...may be in the future when i start working......i will buy what i really like but i will treasure it and won't waste it....no point buying 10 eyes shadow palettes but rarely use it right?
This post shows that i'm very free too...!! just have to blog about this....lol.

Summer classes starting next week......not much time left for me to blog about nonsense.

My babes are backed....!!

2006-12-02T22:14:00.000+08:00

Beautiful babes........Min Chiee, I and Li Yen

I went to have breakfast with Mic at one of the famous homemade noodle place in SS15...i forgot the name of the place la....after that we both went back to uni to settle some council stuff....well...i should say that uni has become our "pak to" place.
At 12 plus....he sent me to Taylor's to meet up with my bestest Chi Muis...Li yen and Min Chiee and the rest of S9 people....!! Yee hou couldn't join us in the end...sigh. We went to this seafood place near the old Subang Airport called LaLa Cheong...we had nice seafood for lunch. I wanna mention about denny here....you all wanna know why...?? cause he gave me a call a day after he touched down....!! how sweet right...?? he is such a nice sweet friend :) and i'm very happy to be able to gather with the rest of the S9....!! Li yen and Min are backed...!!!!!!!!!

GeNTinG TRiP

2006-12-01T19:56:00.000+08:00

A few days before the Genting trip......my mother and i attended my cousin's wedding dinner at Pearl International Hotel, Old Klang Road. We both dressed up for the dinner.....since we were well dressed....how could we miss out the chance of cam-whoring right? My mother get to chit-chat with her sisters and other relatives...it was fun for her....but it was kinda boring for me though....the only interesting part was....i found out that i have some cousins who are alredy almost 40 years old and i have never meet them before until that night...!! my mother has 10 brothers and sisters all together...!! can you imagine..?? so when i get to go back to my mother's hometown.....almost everybody is my relatives....they are somehow related to me you know.

ME

My mother and I .......we Look alike right..?? DUH

OK.....Genting time....!! We had great fun there...!! for Ghee June and Aaron who couldn't join us....too bad....!! cause u guys miss out a lot...!!

WE took this photo after we checked in to First World..........the room is very small...!! anyway.....don't you think this photo has interesting background...?? Food Van dei...!! We are posing for the food company...??! in the process of taking this photo....we had to wait for all the cars to pass by 1st.....cause we were standing beside a kinda busy road...!! lol...

Tat must be very happy with all the pretty girls standing behind him...!! lol....!! we took this outside the team park.....we didn't go into the theme park in the end because only Jamie and Choong Khin dare to take all the rides. I thought i will be the only chicken but i'm not...!! Muahahahaha....!!
Coolest sunglasses or most out-dated sunglasses......you choose. Anyway....this is the Motion Master 3D glasses. Motion Master was kinda boring but bumper car was fun...!! you could feel your bum fly off the sit as people bang your car...!! Me and the guys went to play archery too......!! i counted ady.....i hit 5 red spot in the middle....!! good enough??

FOOD.......!! i took this photo when the fried sweet and sour fish had not arrived.....oh ya....and the power pack dish called "Fa Yiok" (fried pork....mixture of fats and meat) in cantonese recommended by Tat......that dish is really power pack....super delicious wei....but high cholesterol la. 7 people fit into Tat's Waja down to Gohtong Jaya for dinner.....record right?? on the way up......there rest took cable car and only me and Li tat drive the car up.....i don't think the car can move with 7 people with stomach full of food....lol.....i don't like genting's cable car....so i chose to teman Li Tat.

Jamie, I, Li Tat, Praevin, Eugenedonotjack and Choong Khin

Michelle, I, Praevin, Jamie and April

After dinner..........we started drinking in our room....Tat brought Chivas up for us. Can you imagine we were playing Mafia when we were a bit high with alcohol...?? lol....Praevin said, " If i keep quiet....means i'm drinking ok..??" when he was the host of the game. We played the winking game.....big fish small fish game.....the number game....we seem to screw up every game since we were high.
After that, all of us went to Starbucks for some hot drinks......this is Eugune or commonly known as jack.....he is officially our new CHi Mui from now on ady....!! He is my high school senior also. It is very hard for me to find any high school senior since my high school is so unpopular. I only get to know him after i left high school through Tat....weird right...??

Group Pic taken at night beside a road again....!! lol...!! can you imagine we walked from First world to Genting Highland Resort and walked all the way back to 1st world at 3am...?? lol...!! Alicia and Ben are in the pic this time.

Yesterday night i went to Murni wit Mic and his friends....i finally get to see him after one whole entire week.....his friends are so funny....i just kept on laughing....what a enjoyable night.

Tickle test

2006-11-28T01:32:00.000+08:00

Kimberly, your celebrity smile style is Innocent Like Drew

While we'd never believe she's Never Been Kissed, Drew is sweet and innocent smile is what makes so many women want to be her, and so many men want to be with her. Like Drew, you have a sparkling personality that can light up a room (or a movie set) the moment you walk into it. Accompanied by an easy-going manner, your charming nature tells people that you are trustworthy and ready for a good time.You love to laugh about anything — jokes, pranks, yourself — and you prefer to maintain a childlike sense of wonder and amusement about the world. Even when things don't go your way, your positive attitude always helps you find the bright side of things. Keep on smiling!

Further hanging out

2006-11-24T22:10:00.000+08:00

Today, i went to uni for while to see Mic off to Penang for some accounting conference.....can't see him for a week...sigh. After that, i went down to Taman Tun to meet up wit Linus...he told me a lot about what his company does and bla bla bla....movies....religion....even relationships...!!

Since Linus owns a production company.....Heineken is one of his client....Linus gave me this limited edition botol....!! cool right...??!! and Heineken is the only beer i like to drink...!! i have a cool collection now...!! important from France dei...!!

Monash Gang...!! expcets 2 indian guys la.....so sorry that i can't remember names.......why am i not in..?? i was the one holding the camera..!! we were at Saujana club celebrating Li Tat's birthday on thursday night. Food were good wei...!! Salmons...prawns....lamb....!! thanks Tat....!! well, a lot of people got pushed into the pool....it's a pool side party by the way....me and the rest were smart enough to stay away from the pool....so we ended up dry at the end of the night...!! Li Tat was drunk before 12.....!! his friends made him down pure Chivas for 5 seconds..plus he drank a lot....!! kesian him...!! but....birthday boy ma....what to do...!! when we were in mamak eating mee goreng...he stayed inside the car to sleep. well....it was fun though for all of us.

Kat...Soo Ching and I.....!! we went to 1u on wednesday to watch Happy Feet...!! it's a super good movie with cute penguins.....!! Penguins now are my new favourites......!! we had dinner at Wong Kok...!! the big guy below= Jinn ........Well...when we passed by a tattoo shop....."imagine someone get a door tattoo on his butt, when he shits....he door will open (Jinn, 2006).'' using your imagination to get this clear people.

ME

2006-11-22T14:34:00.000+08:00

When i look at myself....i see a girl....trying to be nice.....trying to be perfect....trying to do things right......but will i be able to be good enough for people...?? behind this smile...there are many stories....stories that are unknown to many people....either i never bother to tell or people never bother to ask. I'm not perfect....will people know how to appreciate my goods and accept my bads? This girl is trying to be strong....no...i have to be strong....cause i have no one that i can depend on excepts myself....i can't touch god right..??

Happy Day

2006-11-21T20:50:00.000+08:00

My lovely BF is so nice and sweet...willing to drive me all the way to KL to collect my pay cheque. We went to Mid Valley after that. We had lunch at the food court and pls ppl.....do not go there to eat.....firstly food there are not tasty at all....secondly they are so expensive....!! We watched 007 Casino Royale at GSC. Well, initially we planed to bring my mother out for dinner but since his mother wanted him back for dinner....better let him be Kuai Chai..plan cancel.

what else should i blog about..?? most of my posts are about me going out...!! lol...!!

KL Trip

2006-11-20T20:54:00.000+08:00

Aaron, Ghee June, Choong Khin, Jason, Lydia, Brenda and I went to Sungai Wang today...!! I drove to Lydia's house at SS2 at about 9 something.....Choong Khin and Ghee June came to pick us up....Aaron was already in KL at that time for a job training...he drove to KL. Miss Lydia Phang is the most "princess' girl i have ever seen.....she was so afraid of the sun...!! she actually went back into the car while waiting for choong khin to get parking ticket and the rest of us already out of the car....!! we took LRT down to KL Central from Kelana and then change to Monorail to reach Sungai Wang. We had lunch immiediately after we reached SW. We had some Shang Hai style noodles and dumplings at a restorant. We started the shopping when Aaron and his friend Jason came to jon us. this time it is a bit weird....why i said so? because....the guys bought a lot of stuff and we girls never bought anything...!! Jason and Ghee June were the most productive ones. Well, basically the day is pretty nice :) tmr is going to be even nicer....!!

Happy....Happy...!!

2006-11-18T00:16:00.000+08:00

Exams have been over for quite some time and i have been doing a lot of things other than studying.....!! nice right?

I went to do facial with Jamie....the beauty therapist clear all the rubbish=blackheads, whiteheads and pimples but there is a price that we have to pay....which is pain...!! The girl press...pinch our face...!! results..?? better looking and healthier skin...!! Jamie, Aaron, Kwee Jin and Choong Khin had OC marathon in Aaron's house.....we had food in front of TV...nice right?

Photo time....!!
took these few pics at Planet Hollywood for MUSA Appreciation Dinner 2006.

Me, Hui Ling and Regine.

Mil, Me, Xiang Yi and Fera

Mel Jie, me and a very important person in MUSA.

Me and Michael...and he is very important to me...!!

After watching OC for the whole day, Aaron brought all of us to Taman Paramount for roasted duck...!! FOOD....!! Praevin came and join the rest of is too...!!

Food for OC marathon..........!! Kwee Jin bought famous Taman Tun for us, Jamie bought back some stuff from A&W........there were soft drinks and a lot of junk food...!!

The roasted duck....!! yummy...!!

Results coming out on the 30th...!! 2 more weeks....!! or less than that?? hopefully our results will pay off our hard work camping in the library and out little room to study.

It's ALL over...!!!

2006-10-24T00:10:00.000+08:00

EXAMS are all over...!!!
hopefully my results are ok for me to move on to my new semester.

It was Jinn's birthday on our last day of exam....so we went to 1U soon after our law paper. Me, Jinn, Fai, Melissa, Kat and Kenny were the gang. We watch Open Season....it is a stupid movie....!! laugh non stop.....especially Jinn and Fai.

The next day...i'm backed to 1U with Jamie, Aaron, Ghee june, Choong Khin, Kirsty, Praeven and Li tat. We watched Covanent. It is kinda scary at the beginning of the movie but it was ok towards the end. It's a good movie..!! watch it...!! it is not those lame movies with teens having super power.

Lame jokes time...!! provided by Mr. Paul Tan

A pair of cows were talking in the field.
One says," have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
" Yeah..!!" the other cow says," Makes me glad that i'm a penguin."

Did you hear about the fool who phoned his teacher to tell her thathe couldn't come to school because he had lost his voice?

John's Econs is GOOD....!!

2006-10-23T23:55:00.000+08:00

When John was studying econs and came across this question. Then, i think John has studied too much. He answered it this way:

Question 6:(a)What is a monopoly? (1mark)

Monopoly is a game,about this black man with short beard. Then there is a banker and alot of fake money.

(bi)Under what circumstances are monopolies likely to arise?

They arise when I feel bored and got nothing to do. So i will find my friends and play.

(bii)Give examples to illustrate your answer here.

When my mother and father go out to work, left my sisters and me, we feel bored, so we play.

THE ABOVE CONTENT IS COPYRIGHTED. PLEASE OBTAIN PERMISSION FROM Jt FOR REPRODUCTION.
Permission has been obtained from Mr. John Tan for reproduction of his brilliant answer.

EXAMSSSSSSSSSS.....!!

2006-10-20T20:18:00.000+08:00

AH......!! Exam is coming real soon...!! i dont know how to study...!! help Me....!!

Red and White

2006-10-15T10:34:00.000+08:00

We had our replacement marketing lecture on friday morning.....8am in the morning. As usuall, i reached a bit late. I didn't know Chinese New Year comes early.....!! 3 of them were wearing red wei....!! together...!! There were so easy to spot as red is such a obvious colour...!!

Well....i started taking photo with my phone and suddenly....all of them had the urge to take photo too...!!

Indonesian flag formation.....red and white. (Aaron and me)

Another Indonesian Flag formation. (John and Choong Khin)

POSERSSS........ Aaron, Ghee June and Choong Khin

white red white red white red white, colours of the day

Group Pic...!!

We went to watch World Trade Centre at 1U after that.....the show is so so so Emo....!! sigh...!! ended up crying....it's a good show...!! worth my money. Oh ya...!! when we walked in 1U....the colour coordination was so nice....!! white red white red .............. until Kwee Jin appeared with blue shirt......!! lol.

Kat's Birthday

2006-10-13T23:56:00.000+08:00

Ket's birthday was on Wednesday......!! we decided to have dinner in TGI Friday's at Subang Parade. Guess what...!! This was the 1st time i eat in TGI....!! ehehehehe....sorry la...i rarely eat in expensive places...until i know Jinn and Gang...hey people...!! no more expensive places k? we go Ss15 Fat Aunty there can ady...!! anyway.....as we were practising our 'bitchyness'....we request the waitor in TGI to make sure Kat stands on the chair and fair enough...TGI sent the most bitchy waitor to make Kat stand on the chair...!!

Kat's was on the chair and the bitchy waitor was trying to make Kat's to give a speech.....and Kat gave the shortest speech ever ..... "thank you"...swt...!! we expected somehting very touching that will make us cry.

well, they asked Kat whether she want 'backward birthday song' or 'short birthday song'. Kat chose the backward one. we were all wondering.....how on earth are they going to sing the song the other way round...?? you to birthday happy.....?? their version of backward birthday song is just singing it with their back facing us.....!! we laughed like mad wei...!! Lame lo...!! they can rap well also lo.....they rapped for Kat too...!!

The Limsss

Group Pic

Melissa's Pose

2006-10-07T21:33:00.000+08:00

Fai took this pic with his phone.....somehow i love this pic....i look nice in it and my new phone looks nice too...!! by the way.....i change my cell phone ady...!! now i'm using Sony Ericson K800i....!! i love the phone...!! Fai called me bitch because of that....swt. Below are all the results of Cyber Shots...!!

Went to watched Rob B Hood with Ghee june, Aaron, and the rest on friday. Baby Matthew is super duple cute...!! hopefully my baby in the future will be that cute man...!! and the movie is super good....go watch it ppl...!! anyway.....Aaron brought all of us to Sunway Damansara to have lunch.....this place gives free mini mooncake for their set lunch....all of us swt kao kao when the food came.....look at the photo above....the mooncake is really MINI lo...!!

jinn and fai are loyal fans of pokemon....does the pokemon above look like me?? Jinn thinks so....!! he named it after me but never train me one....i always faint in the game...swt.

Melissa having fun with the lantern and Winnie the Pooh. Happy Mooncake Festival ppl...!!

FOOD....!! DELICIOUS FOOD....!! hang around with Fai, Jinn and the rest can get fat easily.

Look at fai.....!! swt...!! he just cannot take proper pic.

Here comes the title of the blog.....Melissa's pose....u see....when she takes photo....she forever poses like this...!! the photo above is the control group.

I tried to pose like Melissa.

Jinn tried to pose like Melissa.

Fai tried to pose like Melissa. guess he won the most fake smile.

SMS Prank

2006-10-01T01:25:00.000+08:00

Pics fr kirsty................

Look at it man....!! holes everywhere....!!

Me and Ghee june...!! Aaron and Kirsty were somewhere not inside the pic.

One of my dear friend named Paul....he did this when he was too free....!!

I sent this sms “Hi, sorry I didn’t tell u that I’m moving to Bangkok next week.i don’t know how long I’ll be staying there.I will give you the number, address and new email when I get there.Hope to see you before I leave?Sorry for short notice.I have no choice.They have chosen me as the….Next Prime Minister of Thailand!”

And these are the replies I get

1.Wing Hang - Stupid -,-u caught me by surprise ok!! It hit me why YC din pray
For you..Damn I’m smartJ
2.Cheryl Lim - Forget it….stupid fella..scare me oni..
3.Angel Leong - Ahh!!Paul!!U gave me a scare lorr!ish
4.Aunty Shereen - U are so cruel.U almost gave uncle Anthony a heart attack
.Hav pity on us old people.Ha ha
5.Ying Roe - Lousy fella!!! I seriously believe youknow in the
Beginning lathought u going there with the team!then I was
Thinking..where can lerr..lousy you!
6.Krystina Cheong - hahaha.aiyo I fell for it was quite sad too
7.Cherie Boey - hahaha Dearest Paul..keke I’m also leaving soon..hee
To Kalimantan to be prime minister..i’ll send u my contact
also ok..haha(what u doing there mate?!)
8.Sarah Yong - I think you have too much free time lol
9.Serene Tan - Hi Paul so since you’re going to Thailand don’t forget to
come back on the 28th to give testimony ok?hehehe
9.Christobelle Tan - slap u wei!Haha
10.Denise Ng - Haha eh, you’re joking right? =)
11.Julia Tang - u ar big jokerman so free ar u I was really thinking u
shifted ady
12.Kuan Mei - I’m surprised. I tot it’s for real in the beginning of the
Message
13.Deborah Cheah - u got me conned for a while there..phew!
14.Nina’s mum - Hey Paul when u leaving ah? Me going too!chosen to be
Military Chief.hope I wun hav to lead coup against u!haha.
For a moment I thot u were serious.
15.Christian Tan - eyer paul!!!! So lame la u….
16.Ps. Daniel Singh - haha
17Darren Ong - Paul!!!!!shocked me for a moment lo!!!
18.Kimberly Lim Sr. - hey PaulSerious one ar?forget the prime minister thing.u
Really going to Thailand?holiday is it?
19.Rachel Chan - LOL YEA RIGHT LOUSY FELLA haiya n I tot it was for
Real. The bottom part of the msg din appear.not until I
Read it the 2nd timeLol
20.HanSean - Huh?!Really?! When?! Dun worry… if can I will vote for
You over thaksin sinawatra
21.Jonathan Lee - haha…issit?dunnit to meet up la…I see u there..i’m
Appointed the new king of Thailand..haha
22.Lim Chu Yueh - Lousy paul I really believed lo the start
23.Valerie Tan - ha ha paul…and you’re cheeky as ever anyway that’s a
funny one.

24.Sharon Kee - haha!!that was total crap wehhhh
25.Yap Shu Hui - I thought realy I will miss u a lot if u go
26.Raymond - ok I’ll see u in Thailand whenever I drop by just get the
babes ready for action ok minister paul
27.Jeaneyye Goon - oh,how did u manage toget that post?when exactly are u
leaving?
28.Lim Chu Yaw - haha funny.you better do your
job well then or I’ll coup
29.Christopher John - wats the purpose of goin to Thailand?
30.George Wong - I almost thought that was real man!haha
31.Woon Bing - congrats dear prime ministereven if I visit you in Thailand,I
doubt u would be free lor.take care n will miss u!
32Natalie Quah - Oi…Un ur lame jokes
33.Benedict Cheok - funny paul funny I seriously thought u going to Thailand
Lor
34.Steffi Foo - hahaha!At a moment I was shocked and then char dou
35.Beatrice Toh - Cis!!i thought you were really going over leh!Silly
fella…Hahaha
36.Kelsey Raj - PAUL TAN!!!!WHAT ON EARTH????For a while I was
like huh.where is he going..then I was like stupid!you arrr I tell you really something wrong withyour head.haha
37.Grace Foo - Paul R U 4 real? A PM in Thailand

Interesting right?? lol....may be you guys can try it next time when you have nothing to do.

My Holidays

2006-09-30T01:31:00.000+08:00

Before i start talking about my short one week break.......there are the 2nd paint ball photos (taken from joshua's blog- for more details about paintball.....go to his blog too...!!).

Group Photo!!!!

The paint ball place we went this time is some where near Holiday Villa.

Helmets and Markers

NOw....my holidays....basically....with or without a break....it doesn't really make any difference because there are assignments to be done. sad case right? On tuesday, me, ghee june, aaron, kirsty and choong khin went to watch S'kali at Cineleisure. It's a malaysian production...!! we support malaysian movie too...!! The quality of this movie of this movie might not be very good (forgivable cause low budget) but the story is good....in the sense that it can relates to us.....teenagers in malaysia society and it is personal. After the movie, we went back to Aaron's house in Taman Tun....guess what we did...?? we played Uno Stacko....!! Kirsty is having some cool pics of it. Kirsty...!! photos pls..?? thanks girl. About 7 something, we went to have dinner at Murni, SS2....joe and kwee jin came to join us. After dinner, we walked to Swenson for desert. Tuesday is Earthquake day...!! we ordered a large earthquake to share among ourselves. When you hang out with guys.....u kinda know what they are going to talk about....lol.

TADA...!! nice le.

Today......i went to 1U with the same gang but we watch Miami Vice for today. This movie has been screening in the US for a few months but now only it is shown in Malaysia. Slow right?? Part of the reason might be there are too many loving scenes to be edited or deleted (suggested by Ghee June) lol.....guys are very dissappoint when it comes to this.....kissing for a second then suddenly ??? nothing....!! there were a few whites sitting a few rows behind us......imagine if they went back to their home country and watch the uncut-uncensored version....lol....they must be wondering why the malaysian version is different. Gong Li is super hot for 40 year old lady man...!! her body curve is like prefect....!! the movie is good overall......and there is Ferrari to steam up everyone!!

i must promote Tancube here also....for more funny and detailed version of my previous post about my bd and things in uni.....go to their blog too...!! Fai did a great job crapping.

Monash Ball 2006

2006-09-23T23:37:00.000+08:00

We went to Laundry after the ball is over......the cocktails that we ordered look so nice....!! i ordered long island tea and Richard's one is something blue....i think...i forgot what Su Mei ordered also.

Gosh....!! 2 gays....!! look what were they doing outside the ballroom??

The ladies is one of the best place to take photo......why..?? the lighting is so nice...!! makes everyone looks pretty.

Cam-whore in the car.....!!

My Birthday

2006-09-23T22:28:00.000+08:00

11 September,
My birthday....but....i had Law assignment to hand up a few days later. Therefore, i spent my birthday doing law assignmetn with Fai, Jinn, Melissa, Kat and Kenny. Since it was my birthday, they let me choose the dinner place. i was craving for Cabonara....therefore i chose Pizza Uno..!! Italian food there are so Yummy....!! They told the waitress i'm the birthday girl....aim was to get discount la.....but in the end we got free desert= Mudcake and a surprise birthday song for me.....all the workers there actually line up and sing birthday song for me.....got guitar some more...!! i really didn't plan to celebrate my birthday.....but....hey...!! Surpise...!!

Food.....!!

Fai carrying my hand beg...??!! He looks totally gay and aunty.

my birthday desert

Posing for Pizza Uno...lol

The 3 Lim sisters...!! took it at Melissa's condo balcony, nice view right?

We are so hardworking and serious right??

2nd Post

2006-09-23T14:56:00.000+08:00

Praevin, Eugene, Joe, Li Tat, Choong Khin (hidden behind), Fai, Ghee June, Aaron, Kwee Jin
Gilrs (Jessie and Me)

Team B: Fai, Choong Khin, Jessie, Me and Joe.

Most of us were actually smiling when taking this pic..?? doesn't make sense right..?? we were wearing mask?? can't see our face..??!!

The usuall Taylor's gang went for paintball at Extreme Park before Merdeka......we took the promotion package....Rm35 per person with 50 pallets. Since i'm so petite (short), the opponent team members couldn't see me at all even though i was running around...!! This is the benefit of being short. I never been shot during the game....Phew...!!
We all went again yesterday...not to Extreme Park but to another Paintball place near Holiday Villa.!! This time i decided to be brave....!! Planned to capture flag and all.....but but....i remember what Jinn told me "don't need to wear dress for Monash Ball if you get round blue black spot!" Sigh....guess i had to stick to the hiding and cover plan. The Markers here all much more powerful. Ghee June and John's arms were bleeding slightly after been shot.
I reached home at about 4.30........i only left 1 and a half hour to get ready for Monash Ball....Gosh...!! i was rushing like mad...!! i think i broke the record of "using the least time to get ready for ball/prom in girls category".
When i was driving on LDP...Aaron suddenly called me...." why are u going to Damansara...?? i was in front of your car?" cool right?? he actually realised that i was behind him...but i didn't realise that he was in front of me!

New Blog....!!!

2006-09-16T14:20:00.000+08:00

hey ya...!! This will be my new blog....!! i will slowly stop using Xanga for some reasons.

ok....pls look at my blog name or title...Kimmi@SuperStar.....you can say that it is Fai's idea supported by Jinn.....at first i think that this name is super "perasan"...!! but after some thinking.....why not just use it...?? afterall i have no idea what to put as my blog title anyway! and it is easy to remember right?? lol.

i need people to teach me how to use Blogspot...!! lol.