Funny

In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called hisfirst witness,an elderly grandmother to the stand.

He approached her andasked;"Mrs.Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you,Mr.Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, andfrankly,you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on yourwife,manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You thinkyou're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realizeyou never willamount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, Iknow you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed acrossthe room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defenseattorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradleysince he was ayoungster.He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normalrelationship with anyone and his law practice is one of theworst in thestate. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with threedifferent women.One of them was your wife. Yes I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in aquiet voicesaid: "If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me,I'll send youto the electric chair."